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the site was hacked terribly by evil people too. At some point I might re-write the whole thing and make it
more community-based, but only if I come into some money and time. Until then, you can contact me through
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guides guide reviews review stories story anecdotes anecdote jokes joke best worst most amusing tackiest greatest smallest bigest stupidest dodgiest roughest nicest quietest tasteful small large roomy cramped cynical cynic realistic real truthful harsh real life objective review reviews
french canadians canadiens quebecers quebecer queecoise francais english anglais anglo franco beaver maple leaf toronto ottawa saint laurent st laurent island isle laval montreal maple syrup snow ice freezing winter
pubs pub bars bar drinking drinkers alcohol pub crawl pub crawls city pub drunken drunkards drunk shots shot vodka whisky gin rum cocktails cocktail martini dress code casual doormen bouncers night out nights out fun exciting crazy mellow tranquil ambient dive pit local regular barman barmaid barmaids barmen service hand drawn cask conditioned ale beer stout ipa pale ale micro-brewery brewpub brewpubs ambre ble wheat weiss beer unusal tasty good real beer garden terrace
music djs dj rap hip-hop hip hop electronic electronica techno drum n bass jungle trip hop rnb r n b r & b country irish folk live bands rock metal death indie punk grunge playing starring showing gigs gig gigging show spectacle
restaurants restaurant restos resto rest-bar bar-grill cafes cafe organic vegetarian vegan meat eaters BBQ food cooking eating out terrace busy quiet chilled cheap expensive moderate prices dollars loonies toonies curry curries chilli indian pakistani asian spicy chinese noodles soba japan japanese tempura miso soup african stew meaty veggie veggies burgers burger hotdogs hot dogs hotdogs hotdog mustard ketchup sauce bangers n mash sausages chops chop streaks steak fancy eggs egg cheeses cheese pate bread rustic simple tasty delicious thai green curry red curry yellow curry penang curry flat squid fried insects chocolate covered scorpions
events things happening montreal annual festivals festival summer autumn fall winter spring biannual monthly weekly daily evenings mornings afternoons am pm times dates calendar listings listing bulletin board boards community communal sports football soccer ice hockey bell centre baseball tv watching covering reviewing coming up upcoming future past repeat special indoor outdoor free cheap concession student students oaps oap elderly old age someting to do on the weekend bored in montreal where shall I go in montreal what do do on an evening where to go what to see who to go with how much will it cost cheap days out in montreal cheap nights out in montreal things to see and do fun in montreal passing time in montreal
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Food Types foodchinese Chinese fooditalian Italian foodthai Thai foodindian Indian Curry foodmexican Mexican / Lastin America foodeuropean European generally foodgeneral Any kind of food foodasia Asian generally foodafrica African generally foodvegetarian Vegetarian friendly Price Range pricebudget Low price / Great value for money pricemedium Medium price / Okay value pricehigh High price / So-so value Areas areadowntown
Downtown areaplateau The plateau areanorth North of the plateau areaeastend West of downtown areawestend East of downtown Metros metroacadia Acadia metroangrignon Angrignon metroatwater Atwater metrobeaubien Beaubien metrobeaudry Beaudry metroberriuqam Berri-Uqam metrobonaventure Bonaventure metrocadillac Cadillac metrochampdemars Champ-de-Mars metrocharlevoix Charlevoix metrocotedeneiges Cote-de-Neiges metrocotestecatherine Cote Ste-Catherine metrocotevertu Cote Vertu metrocremazie Cremazie metrodecastinau De Castinau metrodelasavane De Lasavane metrodeleglise De l'eglise metrodiberville D'iberville metroducollege Du College metroedouardmontpetit Edouard-Montpetit metrofabre Fabre metrofrontenac Frontenac metrogeorgevanier George-Vanier metroguyconcordia Guy-Concordia metrohenribourassa Henri-Bourassa metrohonorebeaugrand Honore-Beaugrand metrojarry Jarry metrojeantalon Jean-Talon metrojolicoeur Jolicoeur metrojoliette Joliette metrolangelier Langelier metrolasalle LaSalle metrolassomption
L'assomption metrolaurier Laurier metrolionelgroulx Lionel-Groulx metrolucienlallier Lucien-L'Allier metromcgill McGill metromonk Monk metromontroyal Mont-Royal metronamur Namur metrooutremont Outremont metropapineau Papineau metroparc Parc metropeel Peel metropieix Pie-IX metroplacedarmes Place-d'Armes metroplacedesarts Place-des-Arts metroplacesainthenri Places Saint-Henri metroplamondon Plamondon metroprefontaine Prefontaine metroradisson Radisson metrorosemont Rosemont metrosaintlaurent Saint-Laurent metrosaintmichel Saint-Michel metrosauve Sauve metrosherbrooke Sherbrooke metrosnowdon Snowdon metrosquarevictoria Square-Victoria metrouniversitedemontreal Universite de Montreal metrovendome Vendome metroverdun Verdun metroviau Viau metrovillamaria Villa-Maria Misc nonsmoking Either totally or has an area without smoke payvisa Accepts VISA, Interac etc hasterrace Has an outdoor area hashappyhour Has drinks bargains! Music musiclive Anything with a live band musicdj Has a DJ presence musictechno Techno musicdrumnbass Drum n Bass musichiphop Hip Hop musicblues Blues musicjazz Jazz musicfolk Folk music musicmetal Anything heavy musicreggae Reggae / Dub musicalternative Alernative - world,
experimental etc musicrock Rock musicsixties Tunes from the 60s musicseventies Tunes from the 70s musiceighties Tunes from the 80s musicnineties Tunes from the 90s Atmosphere atmosyoung Average age younger than 20 atmostwenties Twenty-something crowd atmosthirties Thirty-something crowd atmosolder Middle aged clientelle atmoschilled A relaxed, calm environment atmosbusy A busy environment, but not in a bad way atmoshectic No place to sit, stand, can't hear talking, etc atmosfriendly Places where you're made to feel more than welcome atmosseats Yes, I need to be able to sit down Ziggys Pub Peel Pub McKibbins Mad Hatter O Haras Hurleys Cock n Bull London Pub Dominion McLeans Barraca Bily Kun Le Barbare Le 940 Quai de Brumes Reservoir Jello Bar and Luba Lounge Stogies
Cigar Lounge Ice Bar Lounge Vieux Dublin O Blitz Bar Kafein Le Petit Medley Grumpys Bar Brutopia Jimbos Pub Foufounes Electriques NYK Basha Bombay Palace L'Avenue Thai Express Nouilles UandME Drummer Combat Hockey at Centre Bell St Patricks Day 2004 Montreal High Lights Festival School Hypocrite Red Tape Memento Euro Pop Party Blood Immigration D-Day Shouting The Halloween Party Eaux Arts électroniques MUTEK Electronic Music Festival Montreal International Jazz Festival
"ralph tequila drunk" - that's only there for people who type the exact phrase into Google to find me!
guides guide reviews review stories story anecdotes anecdote jokes joke best worst most amusing tackiest greatest smallest bigest stupidest dodgiest roughest nicest quietest tasteful small large roomy cramped cynical cynic realistic real truthful harsh real life objective review reviews
french canadians canadiens quebecers quebecer queecoise francais english anglais anglo franco beaver maple leaf toronto ottawa saint laurent st laurent island isle laval montreal maple syrup snow ice freezing winter
pubs pub bars bar drinking drinkers alcohol pub crawl pub crawls city pub drunken drunkards drunk shots shot vodka whisky gin rum cocktails cocktail martini dress code casual doormen bouncers night out nights out fun exciting crazy mellow tranquil ambient dive pit local regular barman barmaid barmaids barmen service hand drawn cask conditioned ale beer stout ipa pale ale micro-brewery brewpub brewpubs ambre ble wheat weiss beer unusal tasty good real beer garden terrace
music djs dj rap hip-hop hip hop electronic electronica techno drum n bass jungle trip hop rnb r n b r & b country irish folk live bands rock metal death indie punk grunge playing starring showing gigs gig gigging show spectacle
restaurants restaurant restos resto rest-bar bar-grill cafes cafe organic vegetarian vegan meat eaters BBQ food cooking eating out terrace busy quiet chilled cheap expensive moderate prices dollars loonies toonies curry curries chilli indian pakistani asian spicy chinese noodles soba japan japanese tempura miso soup african stew meaty veggie veggies burgers burger hotdogs hot dogs hotdogs hotdog mustard ketchup sauce bangers n mash sausages chops chop streaks steak fancy eggs egg cheeses cheese pate bread rustic simple tasty delicious thai green curry red curry yellow curry penang curry flat squid fried insects chocolate covered scorpions
events things happening montreal annual festivals festival summer autumn fall winter spring biannual monthly weekly daily evenings mornings afternoons am pm times dates calendar listings listing bulletin board boards community communal sports football soccer ice hockey bell centre baseball tv watching covering reviewing coming up upcoming future past repeat special indoor outdoor free cheap concession student students oaps oap elderly old age someting to do on the weekend bored in montreal where shall I go in montreal what do do on an evening where to go what to see who to go with how much will it cost cheap days out in montreal cheap nights out in montreal things to see and do fun in montreal passing time in montreal
ex-pat stranger alien newcomer gaijin immigrant emmigrant just arrived
Food Types foodchinese Chinese fooditalian Italian foodthai Thai foodindian Indian Curry foodmexican Mexican / Lastin America foodeuropean European generally foodgeneral Any kind of food foodasia Asian generally foodafrica African generally foodvegetarian Vegetarian friendly Price Range pricebudget Low price / Great value for money pricemedium Medium price / Okay value pricehigh High price / So-so value Areas areadowntown
Downtown areaplateau The plateau areanorth North of the plateau areaeastend West of downtown areawestend East of downtown Metros metroacadia Acadia metroangrignon Angrignon metroatwater Atwater metrobeaubien Beaubien metrobeaudry Beaudry metroberriuqam Berri-Uqam metrobonaventure Bonaventure metrocadillac Cadillac metrochampdemars Champ-de-Mars metrocharlevoix Charlevoix metrocotedeneiges Cote-de-Neiges metrocotestecatherine Cote Ste-Catherine metrocotevertu Cote Vertu metrocremazie Cremazie metrodecastinau De Castinau metrodelasavane De Lasavane metrodeleglise De l'eglise metrodiberville D'iberville metroducollege Du College metroedouardmontpetit Edouard-Montpetit metrofabre Fabre metrofrontenac Frontenac metrogeorgevanier George-Vanier metroguyconcordia Guy-Concordia metrohenribourassa Henri-Bourassa metrohonorebeaugrand Honore-Beaugrand metrojarry Jarry metrojeantalon Jean-Talon metrojolicoeur Jolicoeur metrojoliette Joliette metrolangelier Langelier metrolasalle LaSalle metrolassomption
L'assomption metrolaurier Laurier metrolionelgroulx Lionel-Groulx metrolucienlallier Lucien-L'Allier metromcgill McGill metromonk Monk metromontroyal Mont-Royal metronamur Namur metrooutremont Outremont metropapineau Papineau metroparc Parc metropeel Peel metropieix Pie-IX metroplacedarmes Place-d'Armes metroplacedesarts Place-des-Arts metroplacesainthenri Places Saint-Henri metroplamondon Plamondon metroprefontaine Prefontaine metroradisson Radisson metrorosemont Rosemont metrosaintlaurent Saint-Laurent metrosaintmichel Saint-Michel metrosauve Sauve metrosherbrooke Sherbrooke metrosnowdon Snowdon metrosquarevictoria Square-Victoria metrouniversitedemontreal Universite de Montreal metrovendome Vendome metroverdun Verdun metroviau Viau metrovillamaria Villa-Maria Misc nonsmoking Either totally or has an area without smoke payvisa Accepts VISA, Interac etc hasterrace Has an outdoor area hashappyhour Has drinks bargains! Music musiclive Anything with a live band musicdj Has a DJ presence musictechno Techno musicdrumnbass Drum n Bass musichiphop Hip Hop musicblues Blues musicjazz Jazz musicfolk Folk music musicmetal Anything heavy musicreggae Reggae / Dub musicalternative Alernative - world,
experimental etc musicrock Rock musicsixties Tunes from the 60s musicseventies Tunes from the 70s musiceighties Tunes from the 80s musicnineties Tunes from the 90s Atmosphere atmosyoung Average age younger than 20 atmostwenties Twenty-something crowd atmosthirties Thirty-something crowd atmosolder Middle aged clientelle atmoschilled A relaxed, calm environment atmosbusy A busy environment, but not in a bad way atmoshectic No place to sit, stand, can't hear talking, etc atmosfriendly Places where you're made to feel more than welcome atmosseats Yes, I need to be able to sit down Ziggys Pub Peel Pub McKibbins Mad Hatter O Haras Hurleys Cock n Bull London Pub Dominion McLeans Barraca Bily Kun Le Barbare Le 940 Quai de Brumes Reservoir Jello Bar and Luba Lounge Stogies
Cigar Lounge Ice Bar Lounge Vieux Dublin O Blitz Bar Kafein Le Petit Medley Grumpys Bar Brutopia Jimbos Pub Foufounes Electriques NYK Basha Bombay Palace L'Avenue Thai Express Nouilles UandME Drummer Combat Hockey at Centre Bell St Patricks Day 2004 Montreal High Lights Festival School Hypocrite Red Tape Memento Euro Pop Party Blood Immigration D-Day Shouting The Halloween Party Eaux Arts électroniques MUTEK Electronic Music Festival Montreal International Jazz Festival
"ralph tequila drunk" - that's only there for people who type the exact phrase into Google to find me!
| Food Types | |
| foodchinese | Chinese |
| fooditalian | Italian |
| foodthai | Thai |
| foodindian | Indian / Curry |
| foodmexican | Mexican / Lastin America |
| foodeuropean | European generally |
| foodgeneral | Any kind of food |
| foodasia | Asian generally |
| foodafrica | African generally |
| foodvegetarian | Vegetarian friendly |
| Price Range | |
| pricebudget | Low price / Great value for money |
| pricemedium | Medium price / Okay value |
| pricehigh | High price / So-so value |
| Areas | |
| areadowntown | Downtown |
| areaplateau | The plateau |
| areanorth | North of the plateau |
| areaeastend | West of downtown |
| areawestend | East of downtown |
| Metros | |
| metroacadia | Acadia |
| metroangrignon | Angrignon |
| metroatwater | Atwater |
| metrobeaubien | Beaubien |
| metrobeaudry | Beaudry |
| metroberriuqam | Berri-Uqam |
| metrobonaventure | Bonaventure |
| metrocadillac | Cadillac |
| metrochampdemars | Champ-de-Mars |
| metrocharlevoix | Charlevoix |
| metrocotedeneiges | Cote-de-Neiges |
| metrocotestecatherine | Cote Ste-Catherine |
| metrocotevertu | Cote Vertu |
| metrocremazie | Cremazie |
| metrodecastinau | De Castinau |
| metrodelasavane | De Lasavane |
| metrodeleglise | De l'eglise |
| metrodiberville | D'iberville |
| metroducollege | Du College |
| metroedouardmontpetit | Edouard-Montpetit |
| metrofabre | Fabre |
| metrofrontenac | Frontenac |
| metrogeorgevanier | George-Vanier |
| metroguyconcordia | Guy-Concordia |
| metrohenribourassa | Henri-Bourassa |
| metrohonorebeaugrand | Honore-Beaugrand |
| metrojarry | Jarry |
| metrojeantalon | Jean-Talon |
| metrojolicoeur | Jolicoeur |
| metrojoliette | Joliette |
| metrolangelier | Langelier |
| metrolasalle | LaSalle |
| metrolassomption | L'assomption |
| metrolaurier | Laurier |
| metrolionelgroulx | Lionel-Groulx |
| metrolucienlallier | Lucien-L'Allier |
| metromcgill | McGill |
| metromonk | Monk |
| metromontroyal | Mont-Royal |
| metronamur | Namur |
| metrooutremont | Outremont |
| metropapineau | Papineau |
| metroparc | Parc |
| metropeel | Peel |
| metropieix | Pie-IX |
| metroplacedarmes | Place-d'Armes |
| metroplacedesarts | Place-des-Arts |
| metroplacesainthenri | Places Saint-Henri |
| metroplamondon | Plamondon |
| metroprefontaine | Prefontaine |
| metroradisson | Radisson |
| metrorosemont | Rosemont |
| metrosaintlaurent | Saint-Laurent |
| metrosaintmichel | Saint-Michel |
| metrosauve | Sauve |
| metrosherbrooke | Sherbrooke |
| metrosnowdon | Snowdon |
| metrosquarevictoria | Square-Victoria |
| metrouniversitedemontreal | Universite de Montreal |
| metrovendome | Vendome |
| metroverdun | Verdun |
| metroviau | Viau |
| metrovillamaria | Villa-Maria |
| Misc | |
| nonsmoking | Either totally or has an area without smoke |
| payvisa | Accepts VISA, Interac etc |
| hasterrace | Has an outdoor area |
| hashappyhour | Has drinks bargains! |
| Music | |
| musiclive | Anything with a live band |
| musicdj | Has a DJ presence |
| musictechno | Techno |
| musicdrumnbass | Drum n Bass |
| musichiphop | Hip Hop |
| musicblues | Blues |
| musicjazz | Jazz |
| musicfolk | Folk music |
| musicmetal | Anything heavy |
| musicreggae | Reggae / Dub |
| musicalternative | Alernative - world, experimental etc |
| musicrock | Rock |
| musicsixties | Tunes from the 60s |
| musicseventies | Tunes from the 70s |
| musiceighties | Tunes from the 80s |
| musicnineties | Tunes from the 90s |
| Atmosphere | |
| atmosyoung | Average age younger than 20 |
| atmostwenties | Twenty-something crowd |
| atmosthirties | Thirty-something crowd |
| atmosolder | Middle aged clientelle |
| atmoschilled | A relaxed, calm environment |
| atmosbusy | A busy environment, but not in a bad way |
| atmoshectic | No place to sit, stand, can't hear talking, etc |
| atmosfriendly | Places where you're made to feel more than welcome |
| atmosseats | Yes, I need to be able to sit down |